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Wednesday January 14, 2009 · 9:14 PM PST

2009/01/14 · 21:14

Edit --- This 'scared little diaper baby' (reference to former title) had to buy Steel Reserve tonight due to destabilizing forces in the market.

Or at least I was a scared little diaper baby. About two years ago I started a blog and created my DKos nick. I was so sick of the tired policies of the past 8, shit, 28 years, that I was seriously thinking about giving up on the great bastion of freedom I thought America was.

Look below the fold.

This was my mission statement, or memo if you wanna be a dick about it (h/t Jerry McGuire):

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How awesome is torture

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How awesome is torture

Awesome

3 votes

Awesomest

3 votes

You're an ass for putting those first two choices in but it was kinda funny

7 votes

Only as awesome as Dick Cheney's still beeting black dead cold heart

8 votes

Like a pretzel caught in a drunk prez's throat

4 votes

Eff torture, We should throw pie at 'detanees' Along with a shredded copy of the Constitution

8 votes

Morning Joe's a Scared Little Diaper Baby

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Monday January 12, 2009 · 4:13 AM PST

2009/01/12 · 04:13

Holy Jesus Tap Dancing Christ! Morning Joe pissed me off a few minutes ago (as it has done everytime I watch it). First off, Joe talked about how much actionable intel we've gathered from "enhanced interrogation techniques" while Pat "I'm a jackass" Buchanan agreed. Then Joe the raving village idiot madman tried to win an argument with Christa the old fashioned republican way, by talking over her for a full three minutes.

They're scared.

They would not even concede the point that we should examine what we've done. Well Joe, if it was so successful, then what is your problem with taking a look at it? Pat and Joe defended waterboarding with the zeal of John McEnroe bitching about an out of bounds call.

They're scared.

They are so sure in their ideology, but I say, thou doth protest too much. I think they are quaking in their $700 boots.

Christa was sharp as a tack, and I wish she, or someone would have brought up the fact that we executed Japanese soldiers for the same "enhanced interrogation techniques" the rethugs now defend.

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Friday January 09, 2009 · 1:00 AM PST

2009/01/09 · 01:00

You may think that we're all against the bailout. We were. When it was the banks, but not this time. Stop posting mindless drivel in the middle of the night because I'm sick of trying to teach you the basics of economics on a comment by comment basis.

Watch out now, I'm loldrunx and I'm gonna let loose. Not calling anyone out by name, but if you check my comment history and those I've responded to recently, you'll know who I'm talking about.

What is with these sniveling little New Deal deniers? Listen up fucktards, the New Deal worked. From 1932-1936 the unemployment rate dropped by a full 9%. That's the rate, not a percentage of the unemployment. I know how your party likes to cook the numbers (i.e. anyone off the job over six months isn't unemployed), but this is real data.

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Wednesday January 07, 2009 · 8:08 PM PST

2009/01/07 · 20:08

I cannot wait to celebrate on January 20th at noon, but in our excitement about the election of Barack Obama, have we forgotten the first half of the day? As DailyKos' resident drunkard (since N-Y-E eve that is) I feel it is important to remind you that there is a reason to get sloshed before noon. We are not just celebrating the inauguration of our nation's next president, but we are showing the effing door to the last one.

Jump! Come on everybody's doing it.

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How awesome is the finauguration of W going to be?

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How awesome is the finauguration of W going to be?

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Awesomer

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Awesomest

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Read This It's Important! I'm Doctor Nick Riviera

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Wednesday December 31, 2008 · 1:36 PM PST

2008/12/31 · 13:36

So you say your economy hurts? Well then don't use it. Just kidding it's an old Doctor joke. Seriously now, you say there is a brewhaha in the mideast, well Dr. Nick has just the antidote. It's called thermonuclear warheads. Use two twice a day until your symptoms subside.

Oh you're back I see. I guess you didn't fare so well in the game of thermonuclear war. No matter, I have another prescription. It's called "not talking to your enemies." That red phone in the sixties was useless, we would have been better off being isolationists, with the exception of free trade of course, why do work here when we can get it done in Mexico for ten cents on the dollar? Wait, you say the dollar is only worth ten cents now? Let me speak with my corporate masters and get back to you.

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Tuesday December 30, 2008 · 7:19 PM PST

2008/12/30 · 19:19

So let's say a cab company charges double tomorrow night. They will. Let's say that it takes fortyfive minutes for them to pick you up, which it will. That's why I always choose to get plastered the night before. I don't care that I have to work tomorrow, because I"m the only person in the office. Yes, I may be a bit lazy but there's no one there to care..

Fuck, this should've been a comment on an open thread, but shit I haven't written a diary in quite a while, so fuck it. Here's to thw little beasts who screw up our party.

Okay, come to Jesus time, I think we are all bloggers who lost our way.

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Do you love me and the others

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Do you love me and the others

God damn yes

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Well a bit

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Not as much as pie

21 votes

D-head of the week apparently

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Wednesday December 24, 2008 · 8:18 AM PST

2008/12/24 · 08:18

If I have to read another fucking whining diary about Rick Warren I'm out of here. This constant griping is not accomplishing anything. I disagree with his views too, but he's still giving the invocation. Man, we really should have voted for McCain. He was so much better on equality issues. So, to all who haven't heard enough bitching here is a recap:

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How awesome are the Rick Warren Diaries

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Awesome

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Awesomest

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As awesome as pie but not more so

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Choose Life

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Tuesday November 18, 2008 · 8:36 PM PST

2008/11/18 · 20:36

I see this sign at three Catholic schools as I drive to work each day, and I wonder. I wonder if its sponsors understand what it means. I wonder if its sponsors understand that abortions are performed regardless of laws prohibiting them. I wonder if the same principle applies to the innocent casualties of the Iraq war. I wonder how the fact that abortions increase under republican, read "God's party", leadership escapes them. I wonder, how the fact that in Brazil where abortion is illegal, there exists a black market for it. A black market that causes the deaths of countless women exists. Do they choose the lives of those women? Do they choose life for the mentally retarded who are condemned to death in Texas for committing a crime they do not understatnd? We know the answer. It is no. I wonder if they choose life for the homeless person dying from the cold as he sleeps next to the cathedral stairs. I wonder if they choose life for the elderly eating dog food to stay alive when their social security checks don't make ends meet. Do they? DO THEY?

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Wednesday November 05, 2008 · 7:58 AM PST

2008/11/05 · 07:58

Remember remember the fifth of November
Meant end for a treasonous lot.
I see no reason why George Bush's treason
Should ever be forgot...

We have now disempowered those who would subvert the constitution in the name of faith. Faith is on our side now, but we must remember that just because it is on our side does not mean that it is against others.

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Thursday October 09, 2008 · 6:53 PM PDT

2008/10/09 · 18:53

A takeoff on the famous Python song, "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Okay." Here's the original, my parody is below the fold:

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Saturday September 27, 2008 · 11:29 PM PDT

2008/09/27 · 23:29

John McCain stated in last night’s debate that he regrets the fact that we quit supporting the "freedom fighters" of Afghanistan after they chased the Russians out of their homeland. Now I know that ever since Ronald Reagan, Republicans like to refer to these rebels as "freedom fighters", but they preferred to call their conflict with Russia the Mujahideen. They considered themselves Mujahids, which translates, Muslims fighting in a Jihad... Hmmm – Doesn’t that make them Jihadists? Since many of the Jihadists were from outside of Afghanistan, I prefer to call them terrorists.

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Friday September 26, 2008 · 9:59 PM PDT

2008/09/26 · 21:59

Here we go. I said earlier that the pundits are living in 2004, when soundbites ruled the day, but now we have instant feedback. Hard leftists like us will chide Obama for not taking it to McCain hard enough. McCain supporters can only understand three word sentences, so this means that it's all about what the indies think. What do they think? Scroll down jackass...

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