I'm With Stupid

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Wednesday August 31, 2011 · 8:31 AM PDT

2011/08/31 · 08:31

This comic is dedicated to all the selfless, underpaid corporate lobbyists out there. Keep up the good work, lads!

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Wednesday August 10, 2011 · 8:03 AM PDT

2011/08/10 · 08:03

I've been closely watching the GOP's "relentless focus on jobs" for the past eight months. This cartoon pretty much sums it up, IMHO.

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Wednesday July 27, 2011 · 9:13 AM PDT

2011/07/27 · 09:13

(Note: The following story is a joke, an attempt at humor, an amusing anecdote. I have been nowhere near a church, especially the one in my neighborhood which now sports a stylish rendition of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on the bell tower. Really. I swear.)

I was at church the other day and when the collection came around I put some Monopoly money in the basket.

The priest said to me, "What are you doing? That's not real money!"

I replied, "Really? Well, let's talk about this god of yours..."

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Monday July 25, 2011 · 7:46 AM PDT

2011/07/25 · 07:46

I've always found it amusing that a creationist could visit a dog show and not understand the power of genetics. If we were a society of viruses we'd be mutating all the time, therefore the act of evolution would not only be be expected but would be as apparent as the protein sheath on our noses.

Even so, I imagine there'd still be a large contingent of fellow virii convinced that we're all headed for some great petri dish in the sky once our time parasitizing our host is finished.

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Friday July 22, 2011 · 11:15 AM PDT

2011/07/22 · 11:15

Why should we expect imperfect people elected by imperfect people to run anything except an imperfect government?

After all, we coined the phrase "failing upward" for a reason.

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Wednesday July 20, 2011 · 8:03 AM PDT

2011/07/20 · 08:03

Not only am I sitting here touching myself in an impure fashion but I'm eating bacon-wrapped shrimp and wearing two kinds of cloth.... and I'm eating from a plate that's had both meat and milk on it!

Not only that, but I'm getting a tattoo and committing adultery while killing a mother bird in the nest. Afterwards I'm planning to murmur to myself about taking someone to court for the right to teach evolution as I walk behind my own devices in the midst of being tempted by desire.

Sounds crazy, doesn't it?

It is.

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Monday July 18, 2011 · 6:57 AM PDT

2011/07/18 · 06:57

For those of you unfamiliar with the wonders of Mike Rowe he has a little television show on the discovery Channel called "Dirty Jobs". It's the odyssey of one man seeking out and performing the worst possible jobs on the planet (like, for example, pig slop processing. Eww.).

Lots of larfs are to be had in the process. Most definitely check outable.

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Friday July 15, 2011 · 6:22 AM PDT

2011/07/15 · 06:22

It seems to me that a fitting punishment for Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation's hacking of phones would be a little reverse phone-hacking. There's little doubt that the 4chan's and LULZsec's of the world could easily slide in for a massive freak-a-thon during business hours, and the recorded conversations uploaded to youtube would make for some splendid late-night lulz. Best of all, News Corporation would have to allow it willingly, otherwise they might seem just a LIT-tle hypocritical if they began complaining too much about their deepest, darkest business secrets being shared with the world.

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Wednesday July 13, 2011 · 6:20 AM PDT

2011/07/13 · 06:20

Since 1956, when the words "In God We Trust" was added to our money as part of an anti-communist fervor, the dollar has lost about 80% of its value due to inflation. I guess that was the intended purpose as it sure kept them dad-blasted commies away.

Commies aside, it's really a bit presumtuous to put such a high-falutin' phrase on anyone's money, let alone ours. I mean, does anyone honestly think god would want his name associated with a piece of currency like the dollar? Not only does it power the deadliest war machine in the known universe but it's also instrumental in a consumer-driven economic system whose ultimate goal seems to be the total destruction of our ecosytem.

But what do I know? Maybe it's just a place-holder until Republicans find a way to get god's picture on the money, too. You know... Ronald Reagan.

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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Monday July 11, 2011 · 5:11 AM PDT

2011/07/11 · 05:11

The words "political math" have been lodged in the back of my head since 2006 when good old Karl "Genius Boy" Rove predicted a Republican House and Senate as a result of the mid-term elections that cycle. His exact words in an NPR interview were, and I giddily quote:

"You may end up with a different math, but you're entitled to your math. I'm entitled to the math."

As you know, Democrats took control of both the House and Senate that year. Great abundance of mirth was in no short supply in my household that day.

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Friday July 08, 2011 · 6:56 AM PDT

2011/07/08 · 06:56

Don't laugh. Right now there's probably one of these things parked over your city, watching you pick your nose while you're having a driveway moment listening to Paula Poundstone declare her love for Ring-Dings on "Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!".

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Wednesday July 06, 2011 · 6:51 AM PDT

2011/07/06 · 06:51

I read that Fox News is going to replace the Glenn Beck show with a rotating pack of five lesser-known cranks. To me, that solution just didn't have the "vision thing" worthy of such a fair and balanced company, so I took it upon myself to offer a few ideas.

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I'm With Stupid

The "Shovel Ready" GOP jobs plan

Ingot Wheat Rust

That's Just Sick

On Second Thought

The Evolution of Religion

Get Ready to Get Dirty

Petarding Rupert

On Counterfeit Money

Doin' the Political Math

Fear Factor

What could POSSIBLY replace Glenn Beck?