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Wed Sep 06, 2006 at 10:23 PM PDT

Mrs. Bin Laden escapes from the cave

by Lucyeth

...and winds up a stand-up comic in New York City.  Yes, she's a hack but you gotta love her spunk and courage.  She was married to the world's Number One Terrorist, but she's playing it for laughs in the American way.

Nicknamed "Maimie" after the many land mines that exist in Afghanistan, Mrs. Bin Laden has been hitting the comedy circuit with her brand of irreverent Osama jokes, naughty "pee-pee" jokes, and a little burka striptease.  

And now, without further ado, I give you Mrs. Bin Laden, live from New York:

I finally have a reason to write my first diary: I had weapons aimed at me tonight while Bush was driven up 8th Avenue.  What fucking country am I living in?  This never happened when Clinton visited in the 90's.  

Walking on 8th Avenue in Chelsea about 20 minutes ago, what I assumed was Bush's caravan of a few black SUV's with many police cars and big, black Secret Service-type vans with their side doors open.  At the open doors were men holding some sort of automatic rifles, AIMED RIGHT AT PEDESTRIANS who were innocently walking on the sidewalk.

I am 42 years old, I am a native New Yorker, and I have never in my life had any weapon of any sort pointed at me until this evening.  It was the most outrageous thing I've ever seen.  I was really scared and pissed off at the same time.

Did any other New Yorkers see this tonight?

I guess it's finally sunk in how much he's hated.    Or maybe he still needs that bathroom break and this is his way to use a restaurant toilet without having to be a customer.

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