I read this story years ago and have no idea where it came from. I cannot attribute it because I only remember the gist of it ... but it's a great Pootie story.
A Linguist had a Siamese cat and learned to speak it's language.
One Christmas, his pet explained to him how cats created humans to be their servants. But now, the cat community has become disenchanted with humans because they have become so enamored of dogs. Because of this cats have decided to destroy the world and begin again.
Over the fold ... the rest of the story.
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