Okay, the sig line is back! And P.S. N--ger! (updated)

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Sunday January 23, 2011 · 2:31 PM PST

2011/01/23 · 14:31

So, I get into trouble with a sig line

Religion: Treat it like your penis. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats. (-9.00,-8.41)

and after a great big deal, Meteor Blades says I can keep it, but it's in bad taste. So I change it, then I find this racist asshole who has had a user name for apparently years, and he's okay?

MinistryOfLove

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Saturday January 22, 2011 · 9:28 AM PST

2011/01/22 · 09:28

La Feminista posted a diary What we do with our bodies is none of your __ing business that I certainly agree with. I hope she doesn't mind my tag-along diary, I would have asked, but I don't know how to contact her. (La Feminista, if you object, post a comment or email me, I'll do whatever...)

My deal is this. I was writing a diary about an exchange of comments I'd had that started from this diary. Innocuous enough, right? A diary about some poll numbers, until Minerva posted this comment.

Turns out the bride wasn't into sodomy (2+ / 0-)

Recommended by:
homo neurotic, JeffW

or maybe the grooms' tendencies toward cross-dressing...

And the horse was out of the barn.

Poll

60 votes Show Results

Am I a sodomite?

60 votes Vote Now!

Am I a sodomite?

I have had oral sex with someone of my own gender/opposite gender

40 votes

I have had anal sex with someone of my own gender/opposite gender

9 votes

I have never had "any non-genital to genital congress" with anyone, including fingers.

0 votes

I have never gotten/given anyone a "hand job".

0 votes

I have never "dry humped" anyone.

0 votes

I have never done any of the above, penis/vagina sex only. I'm not a sodomite.

2 votes

I have never done any of the above, including p/v sex, that's icky.

0 votes

Other. (Please, please explain in the comments....)

9 votes

Monogamy? Wow. What a perverted turn on! Update

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Saturday January 08, 2011 · 6:19 AM PST

2011/01/08 · 06:19

Tiger Woods, $100M. Eliot Spitzer, loses governorship, but "wife stands by him". David Vitter, wife "stands beside him", and since IOKIYAR, re-elected. Then, there are the preachers. And now

China's exploding wealth has created a culture of secret mistresses and second wives. Now officials are putting marriage records online so lovers and spouses can check for cheaters.

State media on Wednesday said Beijing and Shanghai will be among the first places to put marriage databases online this year. The plan is to have records for all of China online by 2015.

Why? None of these guys is stupid. They all had some idea of the potential consequences of their actions, and acted anyway. And now a whole country want's to put on the Web, "cheaters". Why?

Poll

104 votes Show Results

Never mind the relationship you're in, are you

104 votes Vote Now!

Never mind the relationship you're in, are you

heterosexual momogamous

55 votes

heterosexual non-manogamous

20 votes

bisexuaal monogamous

1 vote

bisexual non-manogamous

9 votes

Other, I put this choice in the middle, Please comment.

1 vote

genderqueer/other monogamous

0 votes

genderqueer/other non-manoguous

0 votes

homosexual/lesbian monogamous

11 votes

homosexual/lesbian non-manogamous

2 votes

Other orientation than above, monogamous

0 votes

Other orientation than above, non-monogamous

2 votes

I really don't know how it will be seen in context, but "pie"

3 votes

AAnything else, really, really explain in the comments. Really.

0 votes

Oh great Googly Moogly, it's just my sig line 1.1!

MinistryOfLove

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Sunday January 02, 2011 · 5:10 AM PST

2011/01/02 · 05:10

Okay, look, we have been here before, I posted a diary about my sig line here. Didn't get much attention, I've had rec-listed diaries that I had to follow up on through the day, this wasn't one of them. No one seemed to care about my sig line which was fine with me.

But suddenly there are all of these Christian/anti-Christian diaries posted and now my sig line is a target. The best way to live free is to stay below the Christian radar network. Now, I'm a bad guy because I oppose flashers and child abuse. Here is the sig line in question;

Religion: Treat it like your penis. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats. (-9.00,-8.41)

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Thursday December 30, 2010 · 5:55 AM PST

2010/12/30 · 05:55

During a December 10, 2010 appearance on Roe & Roeper's Miracle on Indianapolis Blvd. Holiday Extravaganza broadcast, live from The Venue inside the Horseshoe Casino, which benefitted the USO, GEICO's R. Lee Ermey appearing on behalf of Toys 4 Tots took an opportunity to unload on President Obama, claiming his administration was destroying the country so that it could impose socialism.

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Tuesday December 28, 2010 · 5:38 AM PST

2010/12/28 · 05:38

I didn't write this diary; I don't write this well. It was written by a former kossack, "The Baculum King." TBK is unable to post the diary these days, which will be explained below. Use of words such as "I," "me" and "my" below refers to him, not to me. But he didn't mind us using it while he can't republish it himself. Quoting TBK:

As I have said before, I reserve NO rights where this Diary is concerned, and fully authorize anybody so inclined to use it in whole or in part, here or elsewhere, with or without attribution, as they see fit.

I was looking to write a screeching rant about driving carefully over the New Year's holiday, but after careful consideration, what TBK wrote is too good to not ~~steal~~ republish. I don't want to be reading any, "so-and-so won't be publishing any diaries in DK4" diaries, okay?

P.S. After looking over the diaries, I have also shamelessly stolen two block quotes from Seneca Doane. Any formatting errors or omissions are mine alone. My gratitude to The Baculum King and Seneca Doane.

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Sunday December 19, 2010 · 6:22 AM PST

2010/12/19 · 06:22

Look, I have no influence in Washington politics. I wish I did.

Yes I worked for Obama, spent money and time, and drove to my nearest red state because I knew that he would win in California, but Nevada was in the balance. I contributed, and spent big bucks in terms of my personal budget to get the guy in office, and okay I'm not so pleased with the results. To say I'm disappointed would be an understatement.

What am I complaining about? See me below the whatever/thingie.

Poll

31 votes Show Results

WTF is wrong with my sig line?

31 votes Vote Now!

WTF is wrong with my sig line?

Penises should be shown in public

13 votes

Penises should be shoved down children's throats

1 vote

Penises should be shoved down childrens throats in public

7 votes

Religion should be shown in public. Matthew 6:5-6 is fake

1 vote

Yeah, look up the last one and tell me I'm wrong!

9 votes

Happy Monday morning!!! Porn poll, naked now!

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Monday November 15, 2010 · 6:39 AM PST

2010/11/15 · 06:39

Okay, so we have the Saturday morning viewers, who's around on a Sunday afternoon?

A few days ago, there was a diary titled "Porn Poll", which IMHO, was the dKos equivalent of a push poll. That and BFSkinner's diary "Sexual Orientation Roll Call" ("Annette!", "Bobby!", "Christina!"...) leads me to post this diary. Well, that, and I'm so sick after the election results that for most political diaries, I read and cringe, and move on.http://

Poll

70 votes Show Results

How do you self identify and what do you think of porn?

70 votes Vote Now!

How do you self identify and what do you think of porn?

Female, been in porn, like porn

0 votes

Female, been in porn, don't like porn

1 vote

Transgender, been in porn, like porn

1 vote

Transgender, been in porn, don't like porn

0 votes

Male, been in porn, like porn

4 votes

Male, been in porn, don't like porn

1 vote

Male, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?)

43 votes

Male, don't watch porn, don't like porn

3 votes

Female, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?)

1 vote

Transgender, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?)

0 votes

Female, don't watch porn, don't like porn

12 votes

Female, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?

1 vote

any gender, totally indifferent to porn

3 votes

any gender, don't like porn, think it should be outlawed

0 votes

Other; see my comment below

0 votes

Porn poll 1.2: Another Pleasant Valley Sunday

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Sunday November 14, 2010 · 8:43 AM PST

2010/11/14 · 08:43

Okay, so we have the Saturday morning viewers, who's around on a Sunday afternoon?

A few days ago, there was a diary titled "Porn Poll", which IMHO, was the dKos equivalent of a push poll. That and BFSkinner's diary "Sexual Orientation Roll Call" ("Annette!", "Bobby!", "Christina!"...) leads me to post this diary. Well, that, and I'm so sick after the election results that for most political diaries, I read and cringe, and move on.http://

Poll

122 votes Show Results

How do you self identify and what do you think of porn?

122 votes Vote Now!

How do you self identify and what do you think of porn?

Female, been in porn, like porn

2 votes

Female, been in porn, don't like porn

0 votes

Transgender, been in porn, like porn

0 votes

Transgender, been in porn, don't like porn

0 votes

Male, been in porn, like porn

4 votes

Male, been in porn, don't like porn

0 votes

Male, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?)

77 votes

Male, don't watch porn, don't like porn

5 votes

Female, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?)

9 votes

Transgender, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?)

0 votes

Female, don't watch porn, don't like porn

14 votes

Female, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?)

5 votes

any gender, totally indifferent to porn

3 votes

any gender, don't like porn, think it should be outlawed

2 votes

Other; see my comment below

1 vote

Porn poll 1.2: A New Hope

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Saturday November 13, 2010 · 4:58 AM PST

2010/11/13 · 04:58

It is a period of civil war.
Rebel spaceships, striking
from a hidden base, have won
their first victory against
the evil Galactic Empire.
During the battle, Rebel
spies managed to steal secret
plans to the Empire’s
ultimate weapon, the DEATH
STAR...

No, wait, wrong Hope. Start over.

A few days ago, there was a diary titled "Porn Poll", which IMHO, was the dKos equivalent of a push poll. That and BFSkinner's diary "Sexual Orientation Roll Call" ("Annette!", "Bobby!", "Christina!"...) leads me to post this diary. Well, that, and I'm so sick after the election results that for most political diaries, I read and cringe, and move on.http://

Poll

205 votes Show Results

How do you self identify and what do you think of porn?

205 votes Vote Now!

How do you self identify and what do you think of porn?

Female, been in porn, like porn

3 votes

Female been in porn, don't like porn

0 votes

Transgender, been in porn, like porn

1 vote

Transgender, been in porn, don't like porn

0 votes

Male, been in porn, like porn

12 votes

Male been in porn, don't like porn

0 votes

Female, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?)

14 votes

Female, don't watch porn, don't like porn

14 votes

Transgender, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?)

3 votes

Transgender, don't watch porn, don't like porn

0 votes

Male, watch porn (so I must like porn, right?)

129 votes

Male, don't watch porn, don't like porn

8 votes

any gender, totally indifferent to porn

12 votes

any gender, don't like porn, think it should be outlawed

0 votes

Other; see my comment below

9 votes

Hey, GOTV-ers! Good on you. Hungry?

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Tuesday November 02, 2010 · 8:01 AM PDT

2010/11/02 · 08:01

I know, today is the day.

If you're doing GOTV and you need a pizza run, post a comment.

If you can help feed a GOTV place post a comment.

The idea here is to match hungry volunteers with credit card wielding Kossacks. Pizza, Chinese take out, whatever. Oh, and volunteers need bottled water, too!

Hey, GOTV workers! Hungry? Want pizza?

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Saturday October 30, 2010 · 6:56 AM PDT

2010/10/30 · 06:56

I know, I wasn't going to post a diary until November 3, but I'd forgotten something I'd done to great effect in previous campaigns: FEED THE WORKERS! Napoleon said it best, an army marches on it's stomach. A few years later, the Germans invented staff command, and what turns out to be the most important department is logistics. That's the department that makes sure you have food, water and ammo.

Previously, I was the guy that made sure there was fresh coffee, every hour on the half hour. I also went out and brought food back if it was needed. (It's a "contribution in kind", depending on what state you're in, you may have to report it.) But for the 2008 Obama campaign, I developed something new. Find out what after the break.

Poll

11 votes Show Results

On election day I will

volunteer, and bring coffee and donuts

volunteer, and bring something better than donuts

volunteer, and pack a lunch

volunteer and pack 10 lunches (hey, you meet people....)

volunteer

Cook something tasty for my local campaign office.

Buy fresh fruits and veg for my local office, these folks have been living on crap for weeks!

Apples and peanut butter. You can win elections on apples and peanut butter.

watch MoL's diary and buy food for volunteers.

Hey, I have a credit card, pizza parlors are small businesses. Veggie pies all around!

Anything but anchovies.

Pie.

No, I mean it, I will send a pie or two to the people walking/calling for GOTV.

I am such a true believer, that I will send a steak and mushroom pie.

I'd send a steak and kidney pie, but would you eat it?

11 votes Vote Now!

On election day I will

volunteer, and bring coffee and donuts

0 votes

volunteer, and bring something better than donuts

0 votes

volunteer, and pack a lunch

2 votes

volunteer and pack 10 lunches (hey, you meet people....)

0 votes

volunteer

5 votes

Cook something tasty for my local campaign office.

1 vote

Buy fresh fruits and veg for my local office, these folks have been living on crap for weeks!

0 votes

Apples and peanut butter. You can win elections on apples and peanut butter.

1 vote

watch MoL's diary and buy food for volunteers.

1 vote

Hey, I have a credit card, pizza parlors are small businesses. Veggie pies all around!

0 votes

Anything but anchovies.

1 vote

Pie.

0 votes

No, I mean it, I will send a pie or two to the people walking/calling for GOTV.

0 votes

I am such a true believer, that I will send a steak and mushroom pie.

0 votes

I'd send a steak and kidney pie, but would you eat it?

0 votes

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Okay, the sig line is back! And P.S. N--ger! (updated)

What we do with our bodies ...1.1.

Monogamy? Wow. What a perverted turn on! Update

Oh great Googly Moogly, it's just my sig line 1.1!

Got Geico? R. Lee Ermey says "stop the Administration"

You need to read this again! (for TBK)

Oh great Googly Moogly. It's just my sig line! (update)

Happy Monday morning!!! Porn poll, naked now!

Porn poll 1.2: Another Pleasant Valley Sunday

Porn poll 1.2: A New Hope

Hey, GOTV-ers! Good on you. Hungry?

Hey, GOTV workers! Hungry? Want pizza?