The unPresident communicates by tweetin’ and tootin’
Declaring down is up and up is down, contrary to Newton.
Every day the truth he’ll be refutin’
And emoluments be damned, the country he’ll be lootin’
With no idea about the job he’ll be executin’
His EPA chief is FOR pollutin’
Education head thinks teachers should have guns for grizzly shootin’
Ag Secretary will force ALL foods to contain gluten
Deplorable racists, xenophobes and molesters will be rootin’
While critics he’ll try to be mutin’
As he shuts down PBS, NPR and the NEA as too high falutin’
Bannon the white nationalist is his Rasputin
And brown shirts and storm troopers he’ll be recrutin’
Military parades they’ll all be salutin’
What else would you expect from a puppet of Putin?