Las tyme Ai tolds youz a story ‘bout our creek. Dis tyme ai tellz you ‘bout a majick playce ai foun. Furz iz ‘portant to know dat da Richard bery bery sloe. Ai watches berry cairful an wen he let da stoopy puppy owt, ai runs past him. Is stoopy puppy cuz stuffs laik dis:
So meowmy yell, “Take the damn dog in the house, i’ll get Loki!” Ai tinks, “We’ll see ‘bout dat!” So, den an dere, ai deside we’re goin’ da BACK way. Meowmy faster dan da Richard.
Meowmy faster, but she not kitteh! We goes tru ditches:
She start da swearin’ at da rasbery canes:
So, wile she nabigatin’ all dat stuffs, ai find da majick playce! It lukz laik a hoole buncha trees smooshed togedder (4 black walnuts and 2 sycamores):
So ai walks arown and den luks up:
Ai keeps walkin’ arown an finds dis hole:
An it keeps goin’ bak and bak...an dere’s trunks on da insaid tu!
Iz purrfeck kitteh cassle!
Here’s sum mor:
Den when ai cum out, meowmy most rudely grabs me an carriez meh home. Hmmpf! And ppbbtth!
PS from meowmy:
Richard came up with a better lighting system — he always tries to further my endeavors. Also, the formatting won't behave. Keeps reorganizing itself when I save. Sorry.
Gratuitus loki pics: