Several of them found it tasteless and lacking in humor, and they made the decision -- for you -- that you should not be allowed to read it. They demanded I remove it, so -- as I have respect for the room in which I have chosen to perform -- it's gone.
However, if I may...
How can one look at the trials and tribulations of Rep. Todd Akin (R-Dumbassistan, Missouri) and not see a reflection of the sufferings of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?
That's what Bryan Fischer sees when he looks at the GOP candidate for Senate in the Show Me state. And he's the spokesperson for the American Family Association, so he knows from whence he speaks, Jesus-wise.
Lo! How mighty is his judgment! How fearsome is his righteous wrath and anger!
THE LORD ALMIGHTY WILL NOT BE MOCKED by those who pretend to worship Him and his Only Begotten Son, Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior!!! LET THOSE WHO MOCK HIS WORDS ABOUT FORGIVENESS AND MERCY feel the STING of the DISEASED MOSQUITO as they bake in their HELLISH DROUGHT and feel the wrath of his WILDFIRES and HOLY TORNADOES OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!!!
Remember how closely and thoroughly the media combed through Candidate Barack Obama's religious background? They asked the questions. And when they didn't like the answers, they just made shit up?
That was fun.
Let's have a Pretend Press Conference where we get to ask Mitt Romney questions about HIS religion, and we'll apply the same standards the Media applied to Obama in 2008.
Where the questions are tied to actual Latter Day Saints Doctrine, as currently accepted and taught by the church, there will be links.
Let's begin. Imagine one reporter after another asking these questions of the God of a Planet to Be Named Later!
(SATIRE -- IF YOU HAVE RAPE ISSUES THAT MIGHT BE EXACERBATED BY A SATIRICAL WORK THAT RIDICULES A REPUBLICAN'S VIEW ABOUT PREGNANCY AND RAPE, STOP NOW AND GO LOOK AT SOMETHING ELSE. MMMM-KAY? THANKS!)
What's with all this mockery of Todd Akin's perfectly reasonable and scientifically proven assertion that "good girls" CAN'T get pregnant from a rape, therefore a "rape exclusion" in any pro-life bill is not necessary?
Haven't you heard of the female hormone "Preg-U-Not"?
Mitt Romney, God of a Planet to be Named Later, is not going to release his tax returns. He is not gonna do it. So stop with all the "Release your taxes, Mitt" nonsense on the Twitterolamatron, because he ain't gonna do it.
He won't. And you can't make him.
You can't shame him into it. A person has to be CAPABLE of FEELING shame to BE shamed.
Is your dog ashamed of pooping in the yard? Of course not. Dogs are capable of shame, but pooping is not something that shames them. Call a crowd. Sell tickets. They don't care. You, on the other hand. Well, speaking for myself, I guess, I am still somewhat ashamed on the rare occasion I get caught pooping in the yard. (Never my own, for some reason.)