How sad is it that MSNBC is breaking 'Sex Slaves, UK' with this boring crap about Osama Bin Laden?
Seriously. My night is RUINED. You could at least remove the title 'Sex Slaves, UK' 10pm-12am from underneath the President's announcement?
What am I supposed to do now? Watch reruns of MSNBC Prison Porn on Netflix? I did that last night! I need some extra-strength human misery-porn to get me hot and bothered again.
I'd love ideas for fleshing out this diary. Not sure what else can be said.
EDIT: Wait, Obama ordered the hit? Sorry, that's not as good as this dude painting his cell walls with feces. Gotta remember to show that to my kids in the morning.
EDIT 2: Would that be human-misery porn, or human misery-porn? Probably need a new diary for that tangent.
EDIT 3: OH FUCK NO. Now they are ruining reruns of 'Trafficked' from 12am-1am. That one was sure to have some naasty shit in it. What are pretending to be MSNBC, a news org?
EDIT 4: MSNBC's redemption? 'Sex Slaves: Texas' 1am-2am. DON'T YOU FUCKING LET ME DOWN THIS TIME MSNBC! DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT!
EDIT 5: MSNBC, You Suck! Expect a lot of angry calls from us perverts and voyeurs. ...mumbles something about dickteasing assholes...