Oh Hai, It’s Me Again
It’s very simple:
send a hundred thousand bucks
or haikus go on.
The above haiku a collaboration with GayIthacan.
Value Added Bonus!
It’s for a good cause:
care packages for troops
and Sped shushing up.
Here’s The Problem
I promise you this:
we’ll know no peace til goal’s met.
It’s just how she rolls.
Not Really, But I’m Totally Starting To
Please give what you can.
Our soldiers deserve our best.
And I hate haiku.
Obligatory Mockery of Sped’s Stature
I’ll be in Vegas
packing boxes for our troops.
I’ll be with an elf.
Why Sped Should Behave
If she misbehaves,
one lucky soldier gets her
in his care package.
HALP
Spedwybabs: tiny
but mighty. I am afraid.
Give, or she hits me.
She Will Keep Making Me Do These Diaries...
Come below the fold.
Click the donation button.
End my suffering.
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