Have you ever known who is Piper Laurie? Well, if not or if so, come jump with me to the other side…
Well, here we are on the other side (da udder side). Let me tell you something you may think you know, or maybe not, but Piper Laurie - Ms. Laurie if you're nasty...she was an actress (is she still alive? Gosh, if only there were a website on the internet about where to put in a person's name and it would out up a information about what she was doing in her life and whatnot.
But let's get to it-if there is anyone on the great planet of ours who would be better to appoint to stop the oil spill-I don't know anyone better than Piper Laurie to do that. She's got the brains, the fame, the moral authority, ample bossom, red hair, a tawny-rouge crown atop hear head...she how it shines!
Her name is Piper, like pipe-of-OIL! And she'd get the support of all the Sarah Palin supporters-the real reason they love her is because she gave her kids the weirdest yet oddly appealing names in the world like Trigger and Gunner and Spinner and Juicer and Tigger. So, Piper sounds like that too...Wassila defects for Ms. Piper Laurie.
You know what you need to do. Recommend this mother.