"Too Poor to Retire" has a book for that last job

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Monday March 25, 2013 · 8:49 PM PDT

2013/03/25 · 20:49

The media is finally jumping onto the concept of "too poor to retire." Where have they been since there's already a book that pushes the concept with the only job they can have: Walmart People Greeter. The Seven Secrets of Great Walmart People Greeter gives an elderly population tips on how to hold down the only job that might hire them. You're not going to work forever as a Hooters waitress or UFC contestant. Walmart Greeter is the only gig that doesn't care if you're 88 years old. The book is ready to be bought, studied and put into action for those who find out their 401K is worth $401.

http://www.amazon.com/...

"Quotable" contains the most universally beloved words of Ann Coulter

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Friday March 01, 2013 · 11:37 AM PST

2013/03/01 · 11:37

Finally there's a book that collects all the quotes of Ann Coulter that can appeal to everyone. "Quotable": The Most Inspiring, Uplifting, Comforting and Universally Beloved Words of Ann Coulter is now out in book and Kindle download.

Ann Coulter quickly became a major pundit when she emerged in the late 20th Century. This book selects her most universally beloved quotes from her numerous books, multitude of columns, countless television appearances and untold public speeches. This selection of wit and wisdom from Coulter will unite people no matter their race, religion, nationality or political outlook. Feel free to use these quotes at public events such as dinner parties, school commencements, youth gatherings, business launches and funerals.

Who doesn't want to give the words of Ann Coulter to their favorite Fox News loving, Agenda 21 obsessed Birther in their life? Makes a great gift for St. Patrick's Day, Easter and Reagan's Birthday. Let them know what Ann Coulter quotes deserve to go on an inspirational poster for the break room.

http://www.amazon.com/...

Help me become Ambassador to Jamaica

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Friday December 28, 2012 · 12:50 PM PST

2012/12/28 · 12:50

I'm looking for work and being an ambassador to Jamaica seems to be a rather cool gig. You can help me get my dream by signing the White House Petition.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/...

I'm willing to give up my private life to serve my country. The least you can do is click and be part of the 24,999 that understand what it would mean to have me at the Embassy.

Wes Welker lost the election for Romney

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Thursday November 08, 2012 · 5:41 AM PST

2012/11/08 · 05:41

Pundits can decry when Romney "lost" the election, but the hard truth is the election was over on Feb 5, 2012 on the artificial turf of Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis. When Wes Welker couldn't pull in Tom Brady's pass and ice the game, the Giants got the ball back and scored the winning touchdown. NFC won the Superbowl.

Ever since the start of the Super Bowl, on the election years won by the AFC, the GOP has won the White House. Guess who lost the Super Bowl in 2008 when Obama won his first presidency? The New England Patriots blew it the first time to the NY Giants. Who won the Super Bowl when George W. Bush was reelected in 2004? New England Patriots over the Panthers. The Patriots alone have accounted for 3 straights election results.

The sad irony is that sitting in the Patriots owner's box watching the Patriots blew it again to the Giants was Mitt's good team owning buddy Robert Kraft and Rush Limbaugh.

Mitt doesn't need to blame Paul Ryan, his handlers, Clint Eastwood or any of the 1,000 other reasons Fox News Pundits have offered. The one person who let him down on his 10 year marathon to the presidency was Wes Welker. Mitt can't overcome the NFL Omen.

Wes Welker ought to be billed for all those unused victory balloons.

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Who let Mitt Romney lose the race?

29 votes Vote Now!

Who let Mitt Romney lose the race?

Wes Welker

10 votes

Tom Brady

6 votes

Eli Manning

7 votes

Robert Kraft

6 votes

Here's Mitt's "Willie Horton." Use it! Mitt's Rapist Pal

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Friday October 26, 2012 · 3:15 PM PDT

2012/10/26 · 15:15

Why isn't Greg Peterson being wrapped around Mitt Romney's neck like Willie Horton was smeared on Dukakis? Here we are in the middle of the War on Women where GOP candidates are coming off as Pro Rape with their "God intended you to be knocked up by your rapist," but so far we only have idiots talking about it while Romney backs them just cause.

Now we have the body of Greg Peterson. A big time Utah GOP fundraiser and buddy of Mitt who decided to hang himself instead of facing charges of being a serial rapist. We have a lovely picture of Mitt and Greg hanging out at the Rape House. Mitt stood where a woman was violated. It's a photo op that's SuperPAC attack ready.

http://www.addictinginfo.org/...

This needs to be the ad shoved in America's face. Mitt needs to be hounded with the question: "If your friend Greg Peterson got any of his victims pregnant, what should these women do? Are you proud of Greg Peterson being a rapist and doing God's will?"

Attack. Attack. Attack.

Obama must make Mitt admit he was a draft dodger

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Sunday October 07, 2012 · 8:24 PM PDT

2012/10/07 · 20:24

I have nothing against anyone who didn't want to fight in the Vietnam war. Even though I come from a family with several decorated vets, if you didn't want to end up in Southeast Asia, I won't hold it against you. However if you ducked out the war after mouthing off about how necessary it was and now want to act like you're all about the military - you're dead to me.

Once I explained to my Uncle who served that Mitt had skipped off to France for 2 1/2 years at the height of Vietnam, he really didn't want to vote for the guy. And I've encountered others who have been duped into thinking Mitt somehow has a military background.

Obama needs to kindly make Mitt expose this fact to the TV audience during the next debate. There's a simple way to do it without sounding nasty.

Right off the bat, Obama just needs to tell Mitt, "I'd like to thank Gov. Romney for his service to our country during the Vietnam War."

Watch Mitt squirm as he has to explain where he was when he should have been "representing" our country. Or will he remain quiet and let the media jump all over his non-military record. This is the man eager to put American lives at risk to do Bibi's bidding. Let the people know that he never risked his own in uniform.

Book for our times: The Seven Secrets of Great Walmart Greeter

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Thursday September 20, 2012 · 12:42 PM PDT

2012/09/20 · 12:42

As people get laid off after reaching 50, discover their 401K is 001K or can't make their social security check cover a McDonald's Happy Meal, they need to get back in the workforce. But opportunities for the elderly are sparse. Who wants to hire old people? Walmart doesn't mind having them as their People Greeters. But since Walmart has reduced the number and hours of People Greeters, the position has become highly competitive.

What can you do to get the advantage over other senior citizens who think they can stand around and say, "Welcome to Walmart" for a paycheck?

The Seven Secrets of Great Walmart People Greeters contains the tools necessary to obtain the post and be happy at the job. This book might be the only thing between you and a suicide note as you become a victim of the "New Economy."

As the author of this book, I recommend you give it to any politician who you think needs to find a more useful profession. Why shouldn't the unemployed Mitt Romney be handed a free copy of The Seven Secrets of Great Walmart People Greeters? Isn't he really aching to wear a navy blue polo shirt with khaki pants? You can give a copy to the lazy reporters who don't need to fact check political speeches.

The Paperback available at Amazon.com.

The eBook for Kindle at Amazon.com

Romney's latest miscarriage story doesn't make him human

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Tuesday August 28, 2012 · 7:10 AM PDT

2012/08/28 · 07:10

After letting the press know that Ann Romney suffered a miscarriage between sons 4 & 5, Ann decided to expose a second miscarriage during CBS This Morning. Why must it be shared? This was another attempt to make Mitt Romney look human. Instead it made him look emotionally removed from his family.

The story takes a wrong turn when Ann admits that around 3 a.m. she sensed she was in the midst of a miscarriage. She laid on the bed for nearly 3 hours before deciding it was time to wake up Mitt and inform him of what she feared.

I don't know anyone who if they feared they had lost the child inside them, wouldn't immediately want to wake up their husband.

Ann kept going on about how the youngest son seemed to be the most excited at the prospect of having a new baby in the house so that he wouldn't be the youngest anymore. Turns out he was also the one who took it the hardest when she came home from the hospital after the miscarriage. The kid basically collapsed in an emotional mess. This was the the first time Mitt had heard about this.

1) Wife feared waking him up for 3 hours.
2) Wife didn't want to bother him with details of how the youngest son took the miscarriage.

This humanizes a man? That he's a husband who has no problem with his wife laying next to him for 3 hours? That he's a father who doesn't need to be told what's going on his house? This makes him likeable?

Doesn't help that Mitt stares at Ann the entire time with a stone face expression of "Where is this story going?"

This seems less like a man who wants to be president and more of a wife auditioning to be on Maury Povich. Here's the video:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...

The Comic Stylings of Joe Scarborough

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Wednesday August 15, 2012 · 10:13 PM PDT

2012/08/15 · 22:13

I'm watching "Morning Joe" on MSNBC with the discussion focusing on the Super PAC ad featuring the guy laid off when Bain bought his plant and how his wife died. Joe Scarborough chimes in with a rant about what he'd do if some husband accused him of killing his wife.

Nobody at the round table wanted to open their mouths for fear of spitting out their Starbucks coffee. But you can smell that someone wanted to chime in with "Lori Klausutis was married."

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Friday July 20, 2012 · 1:13 PM PDT

2012/07/20 · 13:13

According the Michelle Bachmann standards, it's easy to see that "no new taxes" Grover Norquist is tied to the Muslim Brotherhood.

How can that be true?

Grover Norquist started The Islamic Free Market Institute. That organization has dealt with plenty of foreign nationals that might be members of the Muslim Brotherhood.

Maybe it's time to ask Grover Norquist if he's a secret member of the Muslim Brotherhood with his loyalty oath being a way to destroy America.

Mitt Versus Dick - Gay Marriage Battle

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Sunday July 08, 2012 · 7:18 AM PDT

2012/07/08 · 07:18

While it's so sweet that Mitt loves to throw out the red meat that he wants gay marriage yanked off the books and the licenses revoked, here's a simple question that will put Mitt on his heels:

Is Dick Cheney's daughter's marriage to a woman an abomination in the eyes of Jesus?

Is Mitt willing to attack Dick Cheney's family to prove his belief? Will conservatives take nicely to Dick Cheney being called out by Mitt? Will Christians be upset at the Bishop of Boston talking about Jesus being a hater? Or will Mitt duck the question by claiming he can't comment on people's private lives when there's money on the line?

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On Dick Cheney being a sinner for accepting his daughter's marriage to a woman, Mitt Romney will

23 votes Vote Now!

On Dick Cheney being a sinner for accepting his daughter's marriage to a woman, Mitt Romney will

Take a Hard Stand

0 votes

Duck the question

18 votes

Sing the lost verse of God Bless America

4 votes

Pie

1 vote

Why is dressage an Olympic Sport?

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Monday June 18, 2012 · 6:02 AM PDT

2012/06/18 · 06:02

Why is horse ballet in the Summer Olympics? What part of "Swifter, Higher, Stronger" is horse ballet? Mitt "I'm in touch with the Middle Class" Romney's getting to milk the fact that one of his wife's tax write off horses is getting to fly first class to England and get put up with the Dream Team '12 to represent America. Just a shame this year's Olympics wasn't in Hanoi so a Romney can finally "represent America" in Vietnam. But as this story of Mitt, Ann and Dressage grows in the press, so does the question: Why is this an Olympic Sport - Aren't the Olympics about real people and not animals.

Or are horses considered people in Mitt's world since his horse was given a $77,000 tax write off like a corporation. And people are corporations....

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More Middle Class Sport

114 votes Vote Now!

More Middle Class Sport

Horse Ballet

20 votes

Serf Beating

15 votes

Donkey Kong

19 votes

Cheese sniffing

6 votes

Spot the minority

19 votes

Free Haircuts

2 votes

Dog Car Surfing

12 votes

Pie

21 votes

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