To: Sens. Baucus and Conrad
From: Your employers
CC: All Democratic Congresspeople
BCC: The White House
Dear Sirs,
Given what I know about the life of a US Senator - the pay, the perks, the privileges - I suspect it's a pretty sweet deal. I suspect you both really enjoy being Democratic Senators.
Well, this is your last warning: Start acting like Democrats or you won't be Senators for very long.
I'll come out there and primary you my goddamn self.
Sincerely,
The people you work for.
PS - Attn: Senator Reid - I must have missed the news brief where you lost control of the Senate and let Baucus and Conrad take over. Given this, perhaps it's time you handed your Majority Leader position over to a Democrat with a pulse?
PS #2 - Attn: President Obama - I thought Rahm Emmanuel was a better enforcer than this. Why is it up to us to threaten your own party members to not fall of the wagon of a basic tenet of the Democratic platform? If you all were keeping these guys in line better, we wouldn't have to. Just sayin'.