Update: It has been pointed out to me that this is from a "onion like "website originally - never trust your sources. - Still a funny thought :)

"Yes unfortunately because of the incompetence of the folks who designed the ballot, my vote counted for the other guy," Bush responded.

In an apparant mishap with the electronic voting machine Bush accidently clicked "the other guy" - after realising his mistake he then talked to the voting clerks to redo his vote. They denied that. A reporter who voted next to him overheard the whole thing and then confronted Bush outside the polling place with a trick question to which he honestly told the whole story again. Electronic voting is shit  and should be banned from this planet - good thing its hitting the right as much as the left.  

Its going around the german anti-electronic-voting/civil rights blogs where I picked it up.

PS: My first diary I hope I did everything right