Update: It has been pointed out to me that this is from a "onion like "website originally - never trust your sources. - Still a funny thought :)

"Yes unfortunately because of the incompetence of the folks who designed the ballot, my vote counted for the other guy," Bush responded.
(http://kellerabteil.soup.io/...)

In an apparant mishap with the electronic voting machine Bush accidently clicked "the other guy" - after realising his mistake he then talked to the voting clerks to redo his vote. They denied that. A reporter who voted next to him overheard the whole thing and then confronted Bush outside the polling place with a trick question to which he honestly told the whole story again. Electronic voting is shit  and should be banned from this planet - good thing its hitting the right as much as the left.  

Its going around the german anti-electronic-voting/civil rights blogs where I picked it up.

PS: My first diary I hope I did everything right