It's late: on the West Coast, it's 1 a.m., which is late, and on the East Coast, it's 4 a.m, which is REALLY late. Now, frankly, I have an excuse for being awake at this hour: I live in Asia, where it's the afternoon on Friday (Note to people with friends overseas: learn about time zones, UNDERSTAND time zones before calling on the phone). I will soon migrate to a bar, which I'm reliably told is falling down and needs to be propped up for a good part of the evening.
You folks, on the other hand, mainly have to work or go to school tomorrow. Why are you up so late? Won't you be dragging your ass around? How little sleep can you function on, anyway? And aren't you getting a little old for the teenage rebellion thing of staying up late to annoy your parents, anyway?
Anyway, take the poll, and then tell me why you're up so late.
Update: DemocraticLuntz, Georgia10, consider this diary a call-out to you.