Legal action is being threatened against the Kansas School Board if it does not give equal time to --along with the theory of intelligent design and the theory of evolution-- the theory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The reason?
What ... people don't understand is that He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease.
Clearly a compelling theory that would explain observable reality at least as well as ID or evolution! Blessed be His Noodly Appendage!