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North Bend, Ore - A giant set of brass balls and an obvious lack of understanding of the relationship between cause and effect has motivated a thief to try his hand at burglarizing the WRONG place - a police station.

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For his success as a dumb crinimal Mr. Finder should...

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In what can only be called the most shocking career move ever made by a US Senator, Arlen "The Ghost" Specter, is switching parties, again!

Meet me on the other side of the Romulan Neutral Zone...

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BREAKING: From The Onion...

WASHINGTON—According to sources in the White House, President Barack Obama has been uncharacteristically distant and withdrawn ever since last month's two-hour series finale of Battlestar Galactica.

"The president seems to be someplace else lately," said one high-level official, speaking on condition of anonymity. "Yesterday we were all being briefed on the encroachment of Iranian drone planes into Iraq, when he just looked up from the table and blurted out, 'What am I supposed to watch on Fridays at 10 p.m. now? Numb3rs?'"

"I haven't seen him this upset since Admiral Adama realized that Earth was actually an uninhabitable wasteland," the official continued. "Or at least that's what he told me. I don't actually watch the show. It's not really my thing."

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Wed Nov 05, 2008 at 02:33 PM PST

Freedom Rings Louder!

by Intercaust

A poem I was inspired to write.

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I'm speechless.

I was going to live blag the rally but MSNBC shut it down. And I had so many more insulting things to say. DAMN!

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Amazing! Below the fold where I tell you why my grandparents fucking rule!

Someone asked which state I and my grandparents live in - Oregon.

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Are any of your grandparents voting for Obama

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Mon Sep 29, 2008 at 12:31 AM PDT

WTF is up with Elizabeth Furse!?!

by Intercaust

I can't take it anymore!

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It's called My Wall Street Journal and it's bloody brilliant. It's nice to see some of the best satirists today working on such a great project. Andy Borowitz, Richard Belzer, Terry Jones, the brilliant Tony Hendra, writers from The Onion, The Daily Show, Saturday Night Live, The New Yorker and The Wall Street Journal itself.

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RedState and the wing-nut blogs think they have the juice to get a debate organized for "real" Republics.

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For CNN's un-American activities and offenses against "real" Republicans they should be

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I shit you not. The mental midgets of Fox & Friends this morning spent significant time bashing Mr. Rogers for making a generation of kids into pussies. More of the madness below the belt.

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Steve Doocey

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My favorite soldier's blog has just posted the horrific news for our people serving in Iraq.s

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Why? Check below the DMZ.

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What should happen top KO for this foul act?

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