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Mon Jun 21, 2010 at 07:18 AM PDT

Father’s Day a Conspiracy? Yes!

by manumit

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Father’s day always leaves a bad taste in my mouth.  People often think it is an innocent family holiday, but it is actually quite a dark part of our society.  The problem with father’s day is that at its core it is an anti-Christian holiday.  It is an attempt by the atheist religion to destroy Christianity.  The fact that everywhere you look it is written "Father’s Day" with the word ‘father’ capitalized is very worrisome.  The word Father, with the capital ‘F’ is only reserved for Our Father and Lord Jesus H. Christ.  The fact that advertising companies want to jam father’s day down our throats with a capital ‘F’ just shows that the atheists have infiltrated modern society heavily.  And father’s day isn’t even in the bible!  I’ve looked through nearly half of that book over my lifetime and have never seen it mentioned!  This is why my sons and I don’t celebrate father’s day.  When my children ask who their father is, I tell them Jesus, or Toby Keith (if I could get past his lawyers for a paternity test, where is Maury Povich when you need him)

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Over the weekend I was watching my sons play out behind the house, cheerfully throwing old pumpkins at each other’s faces.  Soon things went terribly wrong.  My son, Hunter, dropped one of the pumpkins on to the ground and began kicking it back and forth between his feet.  So I yelled out the screen door, "What the heck are you doing?  Be a man and pick that rotten pumpkin up with your hands and throw it at your brother’s face!"  My son’s response caused me to immediately burst into tears.  He said, "We can’t use our hands mom, we are playing soccer."  Soccer!  Where the heck did my kids learn about soccer!...

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Things are starting finally look good for America and freedom even through the reign of terrible socialism that exists right now.  Good Christian conservatives are trying to take back education from the greedy liberals.  Not only is Texas re-writing history in their textbooks to make things easier for students, but we finally have some good folks protesting the national spelling bee in Washington D.C.  They want to change English to American and get rid of all of those weird foreign ways of spelling things.  Spelling is just too dang hard, and it caters toward liberal elitists with their "upper educations" leaving the rest of use good freedom lovers out of the loop worrying about how to spell words like "enough."  Why can’t it just be Enuf, like the great 80’s band?

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I have to applaud Texas for making the much needed history and social studies changes in their textbooks.  I hope they will continue in their wisdom and change science and math to make it easier too.  If they do that, I might consider actually sending my children to public school rather than home educating them.  I know the liberals are getting bent out of shape, saying that these changes are basically re-writing history.  My response is "How do you know?  Were you there?"  Even if these changes aren’t quite true to fact, they are at least teaching our children much better values. Ask yourself what  you want your children to learn; confusing facts that are true but are in a moral gray area, or have everything simplified so that they can grow up to be good strong Christians that can understand why other religions are destroying this nation, and learn to fight against them.

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A lot of crazy California liberals in Holly-weird and LA-LA land are pushing to legalize marijuana for something more than medical use.  I think if we are going to legalize something, we need to legalize an American drug, not a Mexican drug.  This is why I propose legalizing crystal meth, a drug made in the heartland of America, the beautiful Midwest, rather than supporting all those illegal border jumping Mexicans stealing our jobs by legalizing marijuana.

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I haven't written anything on here in a while, however feel, that there is a fairly bipartisan bill that was proposed February 23, although not perfect, I think it could be used as a proxy for the WhiteHouse do deal with the budget while maybe simplifying things, and believe it or not might be able to get a few republican votes and good PR going into the elections.

I'm talking about the 'BIPARTISAN TAX FAIRNESS AND SIMPLIFICATION ACT OF 2010'...

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Thu Jan 29, 2009 at 07:12 AM PST

ALL NO VOTE IN SENATE...

by manumit

Why a No vote is a No brainer for the GOP...

  1. They feel if business gets huge cuts that it will ramp up the economy and create more jobs. (which is bogus in the short term because it just helps them get out of the red just a bit)
  1. They want to send a message to the White House that the senate needs to more major changes, which may just be a bipartisan charade...

And finally the reason why we might see an all no vote in the Senate by Repubs...

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Fri Dec 12, 2008 at 07:09 AM PST

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FREE-MARKET!

by manumit

America has never been a totally free-market society and there may be good reason for that:  we are a democratic society. So what does that mean?  Well it means that we use tax dollars collected from the public for many different security needs.  Often times we think of security as the military. However it also includes police, fire, health, and retirement.  Then we take security one step further and bring in education, unemployment, food stamps, job training, and more. But what about security from ourselves, our greed, and our dreams? What kind of pain should we all carry?.....

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Wed Nov 26, 2008 at 07:11 AM PST

Obama's legal notice on his statements!

by manumit

Barack Obama's Cautionary Legal Note Regarding His Forward-looking Statements after the fold...

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Bill Clinton is looking to make it a late night tomorrow with Barack Obama.  Do events normally start this late? 11pm? Thats the same night Obama's 30min ad spot goes on as well. The last rally was a bit early with Hillary, and this one is kinda of later.  Hopefully everyone in the greater Orlando area will make the trek out to Kissimmee! So who's in???  

This Wednesday, October 29th, please join Barack Obama and President Bill Clinton in Sunrise, where Barack will talk about his vision for creating the kind of change we need.

Early Vote for Change Rally
with Barack Obama and President Bill Clinton

Osceola Heritage Park
1875 Silver Spur Lane
Kissimmee, FL 34744

Wednesday, October 29th
Doors Open: 8:30 p.m.
Program Begins: 11:00 p.m.

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Wow this is making me dizzy.  She talks more about praying for and propping up special needs childen with money.  It would be nice to hear her talk about new methods of solving problems.  Its going to be he harder for the Obama campaign to attack this "policy" speech because of the topic. However she makes herself sound more like a first lady in the tone and the approach. We also know special needs is a go to topic for pagent queens.  So far no new ideas.

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I'm not a religious person however I'd like to point out a funny irony that would be better suited for a cartoonist.

What if all of the religious nuts were bashing the second coming of their Christ and they didn't even know it? Fathered by a Kenyan Muslim profit who left after his task was done. To seed a woman who in the heartland of America(a country who "is losing its way"). Then takes him on a journey of awaking across the world, then back home to spread the word of the lord through a process of education an then actions in the community.

The bible says "the lord shall come as a man whom blind followers will not see".

So next time you run into a religious nut and they start talking about all of this deep mystical Muslim / African non-sense. Just remind them where Jesus came from, and where the human race came from. Then make up a bible quote like the one I posted above.

Updated: Thanks lots of comments most of which based on their content did not read beyond the title of the dairy.

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