In the context of HEAVEN being where:
The police are British The chefs Italian The mechanics are German The lovers are French and it's all organised by the Swiss
It seems we've crossed the Rubicon, so here’s my take on the Hell Equivalent of our time:
Agriculture Hugh Grant (CEO Monsanto, not the actor)
Commerce Martin Shkreli
Defense Allen B. West
Education Louie Gohmert
Energy James Inhoff
Health and Human Services Rick Snyder
Homeland Security "Brownie"
Housing and Urban Development Trump is going to handle this one himself.
Interior The Kochs
Labor Scott Walker
State Rudy Giuliani Hope springs eternal
Transportation Chris Christie
Treasury Bernie Madoff Presidential pardon included
Veterans Affairs Sarah Palin
Attorney General Pam Bondi
Just doing my part to lighten the mood.
Also, please feel free to amend this list with individuals of ...erm, higher calibre.