50 orbits around the sun in one's life is a major touchstone that should be acknowledged.
It'll be a little late, I know, but I propose that we all send a birthday card to Mr. bin Laden.
Only, let's send them to the White House and ask them to forward Osama's mail to him.
Something tells me someone in the Bush family knows someone in the bin Laden family who knows where Osama is, don't you?