This is a short one. Here is my hypothesis, ladies and gentlemen...in a quaint little rhyme.
Oh Rupert, from whom do you cheer
While your network supports greed and spews great fear?
Savaging Romney with a knife in the spine
While letting Pillsbury move to the front of the line.
Oh, Rupert, you savvy media seer
Why shove Baier so forcefully up Romney's rear?
Now Rachel and co are debating who will be the one
To win the nomination when such wicked times will come
Oh Rupert, you are such a grand puppeteer
Pulling strings and spreading misery and conservative cheer
Pillsbury will win, so the dough-boy says with pride
And you want him to, and we wonder: "Why?"
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