Good morning! This being only my second authorized stint as a Cheers and Jeers replacement host, I find it helpful to ease in with some late-night snark because (1) it's something I didn't have to write, and (2) lorem ipsum has blocked me from their site for copyright violations...
"Joint Chiefs of Staff [Chair] Peter Pace is leaving his job. He's the one who announced that all homosexual acts are immoral, and so is adultery. No wonder he left. He attacked all the members of Congress."
--Jay Leno
"Undaunted by the protesters, the leaders focused on finding consensus over global warming. And by 'consensus,' we mean getting Bush to agree with the other seven."
--Jon Stewart, on the G8 Summit
"Paris Hilton is behind bars, but still no word on Osama."
--David Letterman
"Cheney is having an operation on his heart this week. Talk about microsurgery."
--Jay Leno
From the steamy hot wastelands that are Central New York on the brink of summer, this is today's host redlami, answering the eternal and ungrammatical question, what time does Cheers and Jeers start? [Swoosh!!] RIGHTNOW! [Gong!!]
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