I just got back from the bar.
Specifically, I played in a two-man scramble golf tournament this afternoon, and despite an mediocre performance, we managed to snag first place in the first flight. Not a bad performance, considering. (We shot a 4-under 68. The winner was a 10-under 62.)
At any rate, where I'm going with this is that we ended up at a local bar, celebrating the success of the tournament as a whole. I ended up getting into a minor (very minor) verbal debate with a Bush-bot who claimed that Fox News Channel was a "balanced" network. When I called shenanigans on this, he brought up the "Hannity and Colmes" program as an example of the network's balance.
Furthermore, he made the claim that in 2010, the Fox News Channel would still be on top of the heap and would still be the "most balanced" network out there. That's all it took. My imagination took over, and I started to wonder what a transcript of "Hannity and Colmes" might look like in 2010.
More below the fold. Profanity and un-PC language follows.
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