I just want everyone here to know that I’ll be just fine, whether Hillary or Trump becomes President. I don’t want anyone here worrying about me. After all, its not like I have *your* problems….
I’m a US Citizen — Nobody’s going to be knocking on my door at 3:00 a.m. Its not like I or any of my family are one of those dreaded “illegals”. So I can continue to see (or not see) my family as much as I want to….
I’m Male — Like equality really matters anyways. Look, I get the whole women’s rights thing, but really, its not like *I* can get pregnant. And 75% of my salary is still good, so you really should be happy with that. Or just find a man…
I’m straight — So you can find me. But we probably wont get married. Not like I care whether LGBT folks will have their rights taken away, or whether they can get married or anything. I mean, its not directly important to *me* so why the fuss….
I’m employed — So *I* have healthcare. Sure, I know many still don’t. But surely Trump will have a plan to fix that. State lines and all that…..
I’m 45 — Not like *I* have to worry about being drafted. After all, when Trump decides to send ground troops against ISIS or attack Russian Planes, I wont be in harm’s way...**
I’m white — So not only will I not get shot overseas, I dont have to worry about police shooting me here. I mean, its not like they are going to “profile” me or anything. And if the police stop you, weren’t you probably doing something wrong?? (Of course, all lives matter)…..
I get a tax break — Sure, the deficit and debt will explode. But isn’t that a *you* problem. Right now my tax break sounds pretty good. I’m sure 50 years from now you kids will figure out how to pay back that debt. Aren’t my taxes paying for that school anyways….
So there you have it. Don’t worry Daily Kos. I’ll be just Fine and Dandy under Trump……
Unless I give one iota about anything or anyone besides myself. In which case, Trump will be a disaster of an epic magnitude, beyond any imaginable.
**“And if that doesn’t work out, I don’t know, you know, at a certain point, when that sucker comes by you, you gotta shoot,” Trump said.