Respectfully adapted from 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
by Clement Clarke Moore (1779-1863)
'Twas the month before Caucus, when all through the state
Iowans were stirring, wanting a choice in their fate;
The candidates came before voters with care,
In hopes that the Caucuses soon would be theirs;
The volunteers were nestled all snug by their cell phones,
While visions of canvassing chilled them to their bones;
And mamma with her PC, and I with my laptop,
Had just settled down for a long-winded blog,
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