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  •  Who poses eating corndogs. nt (2+ / 0-)
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    If a manipulating authoritarian elite masquerading as "life" hands you lemons, look "life" straight in the eye and tell it: "Lemons? I don't need no stinking lemons!" Then throw them back.

    by Into The Woods on Fri Aug 19, 2011 at 10:37:31 PM PDT

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    •  Go Down on that corn dog !! (1+ / 0-)
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      Somewhere on 20 years ago we went to lunch at a Tex-Mex place down on PCH. Good food. We got seated at a booth that backed up to a booth filled with a six-pack of thirty-something The Biz production gals. They had a once-a-week get together.

      They were bitchin' about their bosses. More precisely about their bosses and sex being part of the deal and how the sex was a &^%$$%^ disaster. Giving "corn dog" seems an adequately updatey kossacky description of where the most of the conversation took 'em.

      I'm sure I burned out 500,617 brain cells keeping from laughing out loud. After the gals finished, I noshed my first stone-cold lunch in years.

      One of the sequences allowed as how this gal's SOB boss complained that the service-provided wasn't wildly enthusiastic. Here she's got his corn dog stuffed in her mouth, she thinks the guy's a rat-fucker joke, and she's not being adequately fakery/fuckery enthusiastic about the situation....

      Description of that arrangement went on for a couple minutes. Hysterically funny. Knock-out routine, if it could be converted to stand-up. The Boss thought of himself as a Master of the Universe, conflicting with the reality that he couldn't get his won hard-on. If I'd taped it and we could put it on YouXXXTube, it'd have 8,000,000,000 hits.

      Surely these sleek/overfed bosses/SOBs were Republicans -- half-impotent twisted from too much corn doggery, blow and narcissism.

      Why am I suddenly thinking of Alan Greenspan ?

      Angry White Males + Crooks + Personality Disorder psychos + KKKwannabes + "Unborn Child" church folk =EQ= The Republicans

      by vets74 on Sat Aug 20, 2011 at 05:31:31 AM PDT

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