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  •  Packing my bags... (none)
    if hubby doesn't come with me, he can just consider himself a single Floridian.

    I'm going to MONTANA! (just as soon as I can afford it)

    •  Frank Zappa Once Sang... (none)
      Going to Montana soon
      Gonna be a dental floss tycoon
      •  I have to admit (none)
        I've lived a sheltered life.

        I really have to expose myself to more Frank Zappa. LOL

      •  What Zappa said (none)
        I might be movin' to Montana soon
        Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up
        Waxen it down
        In a little white box
        I can sell uptown
        By myself I wouldn't
        Have no boss,
        But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
        Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
        Well I just might grow me some bees
        But I'd leave the sweet stuff
        For somebody else...
        but then, on the other hand
        I'd Keep the wax N' melt it down
        Pluck some Floss N' swish it aroun'
        I'd have me a crop
        An' it'd be on top

        (that's why I'M movin' to Montana)

        Movin' to Montana soon
        Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon
        (yes I am)
        Movin' to Montana soon
        Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
        I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss
        That's growin' on the prairie
        Pluckin' the floss!
        I plucked all day an' all nite an' all Afternoon...
        I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss
        (His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
        He's a good hoss
        Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
        Blanket on anyway
        He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
        Blanket on anyway
        Any way I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss
        Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
        I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
        I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
        I'm gonna find me a horse
        Just about this big
        An' ride him all along the border line
        With a Pair of heavy-duty
        Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
        Every other wrangler would say
        I was mighty grand
        By myself I wouldn't
        Have no boss
        But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
        Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
        Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
        Well I might Ride along the border
        With my tweezers gleamin'
        In the moon-lighty night
        And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee
        N' give my foot a push...
        Just me 'n the pymgy pony
        Over the Dennil Floss Bush
        N' then I might just Jumb back on
        An' ride Like a cowboy
        Into the dawn to Montana
        Movin' to Montana soon

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        by Bionic on Sun Apr 03, 2005 at 07:32:48 AM PDT

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