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  •  I did crack up at a Catholic wedding (2+ / 0-)
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    swampyankee, glorificus

    Wherein the homily contained the following gems:

    - "Faith is like a muscle - use it or lose it"

    - "I'm sure this couple will be faithful, since they'll be in the same building as his great-grandmother and she'll keep an eye on them."

    •  I went to a Catholic Christmas mass once because (2+ / 0-)
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      glorificus, happymisanthropy

      my mom's 2nd husband was a Catholic. I nearly lost it right there in middle of "O Come, All Ye Faithful" at the following line.

      Lo, He abhorreth not the virgin's womb.

      I was able to hold it in, thank God. Mom and Paw-Paw would have killed me.

      Lea: "You're not going to fly into an asteroid field, are you?" Han Solo: "They'd be crazy to follow us, wouldn't they?"

      by Kimball Cross on Sun Dec 25, 2011 at 09:30:25 AM PST

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