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  •  Excellent. Thanks for quoting the whale (7+ / 0-)

    soliloquy.  Another favorite of mine is when Douglas Adams does a big exposition and build up on some mighty starship fleet that is preparing to wage war, only to be devoured by some woozie halfway through their journey towards the enemy.  I also remember Douglas Adams having fun with the time paradox cliche and how so much time travel tampering was going on that it led to the Campaign for Real Time.

    Having a policy does not mean receiving care. -- Tzimisce

    by Miggles on Mon Jan 09, 2012 at 04:49:49 PM PST

    •  Well, the dog eating thing was only due to a wee (7+ / 0-)

      error in scale.

      It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated. For instance, at the very moment that Arthur Dent said "I wouldn't want to go anywhere without my wonderful towel," a freak wormhole opened up in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried his words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant Galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle. The two opposing leaders, resplendent in their black jewelled battle shorts, were meeting for the last time, when, a dreadful silence fell, and, at that very moment, the words, "I wouldn't want to go anywhere without my wonderful towel" drifted across the conference table. Unfortunately, in their native tongue, this was the most appalling insult imaginable, so the two opposing battle fleets decided to settle their few remaining differences in order to launch a joint attack on our galaxy, now positively identified as the source of the offending remark. For thousands of years the mighty starships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the planet Earth - where, due to a terrible miscalculation of scale, the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog. Those who study the complex interplay of cause and effect in the history of the Universe say that this sort of thing is going on all the time.
    •  Thanks for reminding me (2+ / 0-)
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      paraphrasing from decades old memory banks...

      The real problem with time travel is not that of becoming your own father.  That's nothing a relatively well adjusted family can't deal with.  The real problem with time travel is, quite frankly, the matter of syntax...

      Newt Gingrich: Believes marriage is between one man and a series of ever younger women. Wife #1 born ~ 1936, divorced when in her mid-40s...Wife #2 born ~1947, divorced when in her mid-40s...Wife #3 born ~1966.

      by trillian on Tue Jan 10, 2012 at 10:20:55 AM PST

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