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  •  Heh, good one. Instant viral meme. (3+ / 0-)
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    SaraBeth, janmtairy, elmo

    So here's the coded message that will bring death to Ahmadinejad, this leak c/o Anonymous' latest foray into the White House's computer network:

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    CLASSIFIED: TS/SCI: IRAN, SPEC OPS, SEALS
    DATE: 24 JAN 2012
    SUBJECT:  TRIGGER CODE, OPERATION AH-NUTS.

    SEAL TEAM SIX to listen for "Obama speech on status of TBTF banks."

    PRESIDENT to use the following lines:

    "The state of our nation's banks has become the stuff of children's humor.  
      Knock-knock!  
      Who's there?  
      Ahh.  
      Ahh who?
      Gezundheit!
    When the big banks sneeze, America catches pneumonia."

    SEAL TEAM SIX upon receipt of the line "Ahh who?" to move on Ahmadinejad.  

    UPON COMPLETION of mission, Commander to relay the following message to Situation Room:  "Gezundheit!"

    ALL PARTIES to this memo please acknowledge ASAP so preparations can begin.

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    "Minus two votes for the Democrat" equals "plus one vote for the Republican." Arithmetic doesn't care about your feelings.

    by G2geek on Thu Jan 26, 2012 at 03:51:03 AM PST

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