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  •  If you don't remember which one it is.... (12+ / 0-)

    perhaps it's time to visit them up close and personal.  I'm sure he'll thank you.... besides, your left is his right and vis a versa....

    •  My doctor once looked up from his (6+ / 0-)

      notebook computer—the one with all my history on it—and asked me, "Which side was your hernia operation was on, again?"
      "Middle," I told him.
      He's kind of a timid guy, so he just looked at me, confused, and I didn't explain it was an umbilical hernia—he'd seen it several times, not to mention that the day I went to get it fixed, I went all AFib on the table and ended up with a $30,000 ablation by the time all was said and done.
      I never went back to him.

      and I wait for them to interrupt my drinking from this broken cup

      by le sequoit on Tue Feb 07, 2012 at 04:50:19 AM PST

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    •  Had a scary moment (0+ / 0-)

      when we were looking at the orders and someone had typed "bilateral" -- which would have meant BOTH. Made sure to point that out to his urologist when he came in to check up on the spouse before they put him under, and he got the proper corrections made.

      Now to try to end the wars we ask our gay and straight soldiers to fight. -- Chris Hayes (modified)

      by Cali Scribe on Tue Feb 07, 2012 at 02:57:10 PM PST

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