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  •  You're right about laughter :-) (3+ / 0-)

    Funny -- people praised my "great attitude" during my breast cancer days. I laughed and asked, "What choice do I have?"

    If you're in need of a joke, here are a few:

     A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender said, “Get outta here – we don’t serve your kind.” The mushroom said, “Why not? I’m a fun guy!”

    A sandwich walked into a bar. The bartender said, “Get outta here – we don’t serve food.”

    A priest, a rabbi, and a cleric walked into a bar. The bartender said, “What is this, a joke?”

    Q: What did the string theorist say to his wife when she caught him cheating?
    A: “Wait – I can explain everything!”

    Q: What is the definition of an optimist?
    A: An accordion player with a pager.

    Breast Best wishes on Thursday!

    "The fears of one class of men are not the measure of the rights of another." ~ George Bancroft (1800-1891)

    by JBL55 on Tue Feb 07, 2012 at 05:15:33 AM PST

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