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  •  I feel it my (17+ / 0-)

    Patriotic duty,
    to post this little ditty
    of a Table and a Lawyer
    and what befell them
    With apologies to Charlie Daniels,
    I think this is something he can handle.

    A TABLE WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA
    Words by Steven Feinstein and Daniel Van Koughnett
    Additional words by Kelly Lincoln

    Original Lyrics & Melody – Charlie Daniels

    A table went down to Georgia, it looking for a case to steal
    It was in a bind ‘cos Mahili was bein’ kind to the birthers’ crazy deal
    When it came across this woman sayin’ all this dribble, and spewin’ it hot
    And the table pulled up to a hickory chair and said “Girl, let me tell you what:
    I guess you didn’t know, but I am a legal lawyer too.
    And if you care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you
    Now you spew some pretty good BS, girl, but give this table its due.
    I bet a birth certificate against your soul, “cos I think I’m better than you.
    The girl said: My name’s Orly and it won’t be a sin
    I won’t take your bet, cause I would regret, ‘cos I’m the worst that’s ever been

    chorus

    Orly, Rozin up yer dental chair,
    And do yer Charlie hard
    ‘Cause Hell breaks loose in Birtherstan
    If Orly gits disbarred

    And if they win she gets this Kenyan BC made of gold
And if they lose again they’ll just move the goal
    Now Malihi made an offer, and Orly had to resist, for if she won by default she’d lose her freaking mind,
    and so she said “I’m so prepared a default would waste my time”
    The good Judge looked confused, but the Table whispered “Judge, let her talk make do the walk, we’ll quite, quite fine

    So Malihi ushered in the “trial”, though a hearing it really was, and Orly rambled on and on till sun was going down.
    Finally Judge Malihi asked if she was a-testifying, and with that Orly took the stand  saw the Table knew it had won the Crown,
    And Orly thought she had won and crowed and set the Birther World a-buzz

    “I WON I WON I WON I WON
    USURPER WILL BE OUT OF HOUSE THAT THE (WHITE) PEOPLE OWN
    FROG MARCH HIM OUT THE DOOR!
    WON’T WAIT FOR MALIHI’S JUDGEMENT THOUGH!!

    Now February came, and Malihi’s ruling to, when Orly heard it she was convinced
    that he was corrupt through and through
    She wailed and wept and screeched and moaned and asked for donations to.

    Orly learn about the Law.
    Pretty sure you’re gonna get disbarred.
    The BC is very real.
    The Table will forever stick in your craw.

    "My case is alter'd, I must work for my living." Moll Cut-Purse, The Roaring Girl - 1612, England's First Actress

    by theRoaringGirl on Fri Feb 24, 2012 at 07:56:42 PM PST

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