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  •  I'll join you in a Sam Adams...or two? (8+ / 0-)

    Because the brewery is in Bahstan...Cheers !!


     SAM:  "What's shaking Norm?"
     NORM:  "All four cheeks & a couple of chins."

     SAM:  "What's new Normie?"
     NORM:  "Terrorists, Sam.  They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer."

     SAM:  "What'd you like Normie?"
     NORM:  "A reason to live.  Give me another beer."

     SAM:  "What'll you have Normie?"
     NORM:  "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy.  I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."
      SAM:  "Looks like beer, Norm."
     NORM:  "Call me Mister Lucky."

     SAM:  "Hey Norm, how’s the world been treating you?"
     NORM:  "Like a baby treats a diaper."

     WOODY:  "What's the story Mr. Peterson?"
     NORM:  "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery.  Let's cut to the happy ending."

     WOODY:   "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
     NORM:  "I know, if she calls, I'm not here."

     SAM:  "Beer, Norm?"
     NORM:  "Have I gotten that predictable?  Good."

     SAM:  "Whatcha up to Norm?"
     NORM:  "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."

     WOODY:  "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
     NORM:  "Poor."
     WOODY:   "I'm sorry to hear that."
     NORM:  "No, I mean pour."

     SAM:  "How's life treating you Norm?"
     NORM:  "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."

     SAM:  "What's going down, Normie?"
     NORM:  "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."

     WOODY:  "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
     NORM:  "All right, but stop me at one.... make that one-thirty."

     WOODY:  "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
     NORM:  "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear."

     SAM:  "What's the story Norm?"
     NORM:  "Boy meets beer.  Boy drinks beer.  Boy  meets another beer."

     WOODY:  "What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
     NORM:  "The question is what’s going in Mr. Peterson?  A beerplease, Woody."

     WOODY:  "Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
     NORM:  "A little early isn't it, Woody?"
     WOODY:   "For a beer?"
     NORM:  "No, for stupid questions."

    I think that Republicanism is revealing itself as a personality disorder, not so much an ideology." -- Naomi Klein

    by AllanTBG on Mon Mar 12, 2012 at 11:40:53 AM PDT

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