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  •  NO!!! HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH!!! (2+ / 0-)
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    mdmslle, Matt Z

    He's DEFINITELY telling the truth! He said that he might win Mississippi, and he might have won! He also said that he was the most conservative candidate in the entire field of candidates -- and since he's the only (candidate) then he is, by golly, the MOST CONSERVATIVE ONE!!!

    Look -- you just need to understand the guy. I mean, for crying out loud -- he's been campaigning for FIVE YEARS. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! HE'S THE NOMINEE!!! HE HAS BEEN RUNNING A SUCCESSFUL CAMPAIGN LONGER THAN THE CURRENT PRESIDENT'S SINGLE TERM!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOP--

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