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  •  As for me... (4.00)
    Once they legalise gay marriage, I can finally MARRY my squirrel. The tax breaks alone will be worth the pesky habit of hiding nuts in every damned corner of our lovely home...

    Rage, rage, against the lying of the Right.

    by Maryscott OConnor on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 01:02:15 PM PDT

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    •  Well, no (4.00)
      at least not right away. Because, the argument goes as follows: legalizing gay marriage puts the institution of marriage on a slippery slope that will eventually lead to the circumstance you envision.  But squirrels have good traction so that they are unlikely to slide down a slope unless it's very slippery.


    •  Did you know that squirrels can tell the future? (4.00)
      Actually it works like this - in the fall observe the squirrels' tails and coats. Very bushy tails and thick coats indicate a cold winter ahead.

      That should be worth another tax break.

      To thine own self be true - W.S.

      by Agathena on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 02:28:36 PM PDT

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