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View Diary: Today in Congress: House Republicans drag out the old 'tort reform' routine (17 comments)

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  •  Oh, and I can't wait for the Obama applause line: (2+ / 0-)
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    micwazoo, conniptionfit

    "We need tort reform!" Immediately followed by a polite golf-clap.

    Of course, it won't be as quite dramatic as the thunderous applause at GOP rallies where the misinformed asshats lose their minds at the mere mention of "tort reform" only to find that when the food processor that they purchased at Wal-Mart subsequently comes flying apart in a centrifugal ballet of blades and plastic parts that not only lop of the ears of one their nearby children, but impales the cat that was merely cleaning itself in the sunshine of the living room bay window.

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