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    4.  Never be honest with people about being LGBT, because then you're just shoving your sexuality down everyone's throat and deserve to be harrassed, bullied & beat up.

    5.  Never show the slightest bit of interest in a straight man, lest he panic and beat you up in a fit of uncontrolled insanity, because straight men are all insecure in their sexuality and need the reasurance that women like them. You don't want to end up like Matthew Shepard do you?

    SOCIALISM...good enough for the 1%, but made for the 99%

    by legendmn on Mon Mar 26, 2012 at 11:39:31 AM PDT

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    •  Women's version: (3+ / 0-)

      1. Understand that anything involved with the word 'lesbian' (saying it, referring to it, whatever) is an invitation to men to think about you sexually.

      2. Admit that, as a lesbian, you're attracted to each and every (straight) woman you know. This is especially true if you never mention or act on this attraction -- because, as your 'good friends' know, you're required to Keep It Secret. It's simply impossible for a lesbian to be close to another woman without sex being in the picture somewhere.

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