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  •  If anyone ever messed with my child (4+ / 0-)
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    Tose are exactly the steps I'd take:

    1. "Dear God, give me more strength in my right arm as I pulverize this monster with this baseball bat. Amen."

    2. Yup. That's a child molester, keep swinging until all the gooey insides come out.

    3. "Dear God, may it please you that I'm dancing in these entrails as an offering to You."

    4. Hey, Pat! the LORD filled me with the Holy Spirit in a powerful way and I was His Hand, and His Baseball Bat. I trust you'll be vouching for me as a character witness, and pull up the old testament readings on stoning... stainless steel is a mineral, after all.

    5. Dead child molesters = less kids molested. Understood! Conscience clear.

    6. If God had wanted that child molester to live, He would have let the police get to him first.

    “Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.” ― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man Political Compass: -8.50, -6.46

    by Cinnamon on Wed Mar 28, 2012 at 06:24:10 AM PDT

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    •  This is one time I will rec a violent (4+ / 0-)
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      SwedishJewfish, Cinnamon, Matt Z, ER Doc

      actions related is in context to the CBN absurdity.  I totally understand the sentiment, and in real life a parent would react this way.

      Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.Ralph Waldo Emerson, 1841

      by SallyCat on Wed Mar 28, 2012 at 07:22:15 AM PDT

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    •  I love no. 6 (2+ / 0-)
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      How come if it's something they do, God caused it, but if it's something somebody else does, it's their own fault?

      And why does this supposedly 'loving' God do such horrible stuff to people?

      That was always my Dad's take on it - he didn't want much to do with a God who was so vindictive and random.

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