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  •  A guy walks into a bar and... (3+ / 0-)

    A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?"

    Well, the bartended looks at him kinda funny and says, " Sure but before you tell it, I want you to look around here.  You see those two guys in the corner?  Meanest couple of down and dirty police dectives in the business and they both have blonde hair.  See that guy in the other corner?  Proffessional boxer, fought for the title in Oh 5, he's got blonde hair.  That gal he's talking to won the tough woman contest three years in a row in this town and she has blonde hair.  As a matter of fact, I have blonde hair so... Do you still want to tell that blonde joke mister?"

    The guy looks at the bartender and says, "Well, not if I have to explain it five times!"

    "Perhaps the sentiments contained in the following pages, are not YET sufficiently fashionable to procure them general favour..."

    by Buckeye Nut Schell on Wed Apr 04, 2012 at 02:47:31 PM PDT

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