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  •  Oh, very nice, revbludge! (3+ / 0-)
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    I agree that a meltdown's in sight
    As Mitt fends off the Left and the Right
    And reporters hone in
    On each job-killing sin
    Mitt will find that he's wound way too tight.

    He'll flip out as his brain starts to churn
    "For Pete's sake! Don't they know it's my turn?
    I don't need all this sh*t!
    I'm entitled! I'm Mitt!
    I've got millions and millions to burn!"

    Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle. -- Woody Allen

    by cassandracarolina on Wed May 23, 2012 at 12:26:43 PM PDT

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    •  Mitt may flip in Dubuque or Peoria (2+ / 0-)
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      Or Sheboygan or Flint or Emporia
      He may bug out in Boise
      Or Hoboken in Joisy,
      Or the Towers of the Waldorf Astoria.

      Mitt could split while he speaks in Spokane
      He may lose it in old Louzianne
      He may decompensate in Decatur
      In the Lincoln Square Thee-ay-ter
      Or blow his cork in Kansas City, Kan.

      •  Fantastic - I guess nowhere's safe from a possible (2+ / 0-)
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        Mitt-Meltdown!

        At a brief whistle-stop or debate
        I am thinking we won't have to wait
        As the cameras roll
        He'll go out of control
        Lashing out with indignance and hate

        Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle. -- Woody Allen

        by cassandracarolina on Wed May 23, 2012 at 01:51:12 PM PDT

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