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  •  It was all a wacky misunderstanding. (0+ / 0-)

    Here's the transcript of a phone call from the night before the sale:

    Hoy ahoy bishop Mitt.

    Hoy ahoy bishop Fred.

    You ready for the secret Mormon temple meeting tonight?

    You betcha. I've got the horse tranquilizer right here. Are you bringing the anal lube?

    Got it right here. Is a half gallon enough?

    It should be with all the horse tranquilizer I've got her (knock knock knock) now who in the dickens- OH GOLLY! A POLICEMAN! I've got to get rid of this tranquilizer for Petes sake.

    (Shuffling noise.  Door opens and closes.)

    Sorry bishop Fred, I had to ditch the horse tranq in my horse.

    Oh, it won't be a secret Mormon deacons meeting without horse tranquilizer.

    (Scene)

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