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  •  I went to the bathroom today. (0+ / 0-)

    I very much had to go.
    When I got up I said to myself, "There's more where that came from."

      I have a joke. A very funny, stupid, disgusting joke.
    You will laugh in spite of yourself.
    That wasn't it
        My best friend Susan and I (some of you will have heard of Susan) thought it up when we were in college and people go mad for it.
    It is disgusting but it does rong>not poke fun of nor degrade anybody on the basis of race, creed, religion, sexual preference, favorite color, or political affiliation etc...
       No one person is referred to in an offensive off color manner. And no one person in the context of the joke is threatened with violence or bodily harm, and neither are their family members. And prose is kept at a bare minimum. There are only a few times one word is used.
    It's a long joke and I'm saving it for a special occasion. Today is not it.  

    I am gross, yes-sir-ee,
    I'm going to live to be three,
    I get slapped by mama-me,
    'cause I am gross.
    That one had my mom on the floor peeing in her pants.
    There's more to that one but I'm saving it for a special occasion.
    Over.
    Roger.

    "I need a new sig line."

    by nellgwen on Thu Jul 05, 2012 at 09:49:34 PM PDT

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