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  •  Heard over Rmoney Campaign Intercom... (7+ / 0-)
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    Mannie, OldDragon, Matt Z, eps62, bwintx, lcbo, rsmpdx

    Ango-Scotty: I'm giving her all she's got, Cap'n!

    Cap'n Mitt: All she's got isn't good enough! What else ya got?

    Anglo-Scotty: Um... Okay, if we praise Israel enough, the effect could be enough to offset what happened in London! I cannae promise anything, though!

    Cap'n Mitt: I will praise anything Israel for everything I can think about, for Pete's sake, let's see: "We have to find ways — not just to provide health care to more people, but to find ways to find and manage our health care costs." Ah, now, how's that?

    Anglo-Scotty: Dilithium crystals are disintegrating, Cap'n! Political deflector shields are only 10%, sir, and I cannae guarantee they will last longer than Hallowe'en, Cap'n!

    Cap'n Mitt: Fire phasers, fire photon torpedoes! Ram the...

    [sound of Transporter beam as well as a Tardis]

    [silence for a moment]

    Captain Spock: Fascinating. Scotty, Cap'n Mitt has bained himself off the bridge. Assuming command.

    [scene on planet Kolob]

    Cap'n Mitt: Anglo-Scotty, beam me up. Anglo-Scotty, come in, Anglo-Scotty?

    [Blackout]

    Ugh. --UB.

    "Daddy, every time a bell rings, a Libertaria­n picks up his Pan Am tickets for the Libertaria­n Paradise of East Somalia!"

    by unclebucky on Mon Jul 30, 2012 at 07:53:36 AM PDT

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