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  •  This "Massaged" thing? (1+ / 0-)
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    Does it have anything to do with the Strip Clubs & Escort Services in Tampa Bay bringing in extra "Talent" for the Republican Convention?

    If you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.

    by Unit Zero on Mon Aug 06, 2012 at 07:29:09 AM PDT

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    •  Isn't it interesting you don't hear that the NRA (1+ / 0-)
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      or Mormons or Baptists or FRC is sending in battalions of extra service-minded people to devote their talents and lavish their attentions on our family-values Republicans.

      It would be fun to airdrop condoms, Penicillin tablets and Plan B meds, X-ray vision glasses, diapers, fuzzy handcuffs, maybe some Lysol, and wire hangers, some nitroglycerin tablets, onto the Convention areas, with notes attached wishing them the best of luck with Romney and their still unknown VP ??? and share our hopes that they have many, many video-worthy moments.  What words of wisdom or proverbs could be imprinted upon the condoms?  Perhaps questioning the junk in the red-blooded American elephant's trunk would be a bit over the top.  

      Nobody stops to question whether elephants actually do belong in America, but, I think maybe it's time, or at least time for a safari of sorts.  I'm thinking it would be so much fun to offer some big reward money for any big name Republicans or staff caught on camera or audio in compromising positions.  (Not by the talent, whose professional ethics shouldn't be compromised, but by free enterprise loving cub 'reporters'. Let the Free Market roll!)  Couldn't this qualify as an Act Blue sort of fund raiser?  I'd be ready to kick in towards this kitty.  I'm sure we could get Larry Flynt to kick in.  Which sounds better: Republican Immorality Monetization fund or Republican Immorality Mittigation fund?  Another fun idea: offer  the 'playing card' decks of players with photos of Republicans on them, and offer rewards to escorts or  their managers claiming the biggest sets of them.  Sure, call it 5 Card Stud or Texas Hold-em if you like.

      But seriously, will Democratic leaders dare to call for and whip up support for a DoD Deficit Relief Tax upon all cash Republicans will freely spend for this sort of talent? GOP loves user fees and socializing the risks so this seems a pretty natural fit.  Couldn't Florida impose a 'sin tax' to help fund their public schools or state Medicaid program?  Maybe some sort of (Make Love Not) War Bonds could be used which the 'talent' could trade in for anonymous prefilled Visa cards?  I'd also suggest going for a 'flat tax' or maybe a 10% Indulgence tithe.

      When life gives you wingnuts, make wingnut butter!

      by antirove on Mon Aug 06, 2012 at 02:23:30 PM PDT

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      •  Does this mean that the Republicans (0+ / 0-)
        Republican Immorality Monetization fund or Republican Immorality Mittigation fund?
        Are responsible for creating R.I.M. jobs?

        If you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.

        by Unit Zero on Mon Aug 06, 2012 at 08:27:02 PM PDT

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