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  •  Mitt is the epitome of the "dumb city slicker" (2+ / 0-)
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    You ever hear the joke about the guy that tried to milk the bull?

    •  That was no guy: that was Monkeyboy Bush. (0+ / 0-)

      The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

      by xxdr zombiexx on Fri Aug 17, 2012 at 06:07:59 AM PDT

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    •  No, but I heard one about the city lady who ... (1+ / 0-)
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      vacationed on a dude ranch.  On her last day there, she confessed to the grizzled old ranch foreman that she had learned the difference between a cow on the one hand, and a bull or steer on the other, but she didn't understand the difference between a bull and a steer.

      "Well, ma'am," he replied, "we've got cows in that pasture over there, and bulls and steers in the pasture next to it.  What would happen if I opened the gate between the pastures?"

      "The bulls and steers would probably run over to be with the cows," she responded.

      "That's right, ma'am," he said, "but the steers would go along in a consulting capacity only."

      That one was told to me by a consultant.

      Bin Laden is dead. GM and Chrysler are alive.

      by leevank on Fri Aug 17, 2012 at 07:07:52 AM PDT

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