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  •  Full Lyrics for Mitty The Moocher (18+ / 0-)

    Now somebody get busy with the music...

    Folks, here’s a story about Mitty the Moocher
    He had a roof rack for his poocher
    He never let Seamus chase a ball
    But as a President he would shame us all

    Try to lie, to lie, to lie
    Hide the, hide the, hide the gold
    Try to lie, to lie, to lie
    Hide the, hide the, hide the gold

    He messed around with some cats from Bain
    And left so many people in pain
    He took his money to the Cayman Islands
    And covered his tax returns in silence

    Try to lie, to lie, to lie
    Hide the, hide the, hide the gold
    Try to lie, to lie, to lie
    Hide the, hide the, hide the gold

    He had a dream that all the voters
    Put him into some fancy new quarters
    He would need a White House renovator
    ‘Cause the place doesn’t have a car elevator

    Try to lie, to lie, to lie
    Hide the, hide the, hide the gold
    Try to lie, to lie, to lie
    Hide the, hide the, hide the gold

    Now Mitt and Ryan, they started braggin’
    Don’t need no fact checkers draggin’
    Our campaign straight down to hell
    We can do that all by ourselves

    Try to lie, to lie, to lie
    Hide the, hide the, hide the gold
    Try to lie, to lie, to lie
    Hide the, hide the, hide the gold

    Poor Mitt met old Peggy Noonan
    She was not exactly swoonin’
    She thought he needed an intervention
    But he just wanted a tax cut extension

    Try to lie, to lie, to lie
    Hide the, hide the, hide the gold
    Try to lie, to lie, to lie
    Hide the, hide the, hide the gold

    Mitt will go where they put the has-beens
    Speaking gigs for many millions
    You heard his story, this is his song
    And he won’t be around for very long

    Try to lie, to lie, to lie
    Hide the, hide the, hide the gold
    Try to lie, to lie, to lie
    Hide the, hide the, hide the gold

    Poor Mitt, Poor Mitt, Poor Mitt

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