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  •  “Well ain’t that nice”. (12+ / 0-)

    Mary Sue, Brenda Sue, and Linda Sue were sitting on their front porch in Tifton, Georgia, on a hot afternoon, drinking lemon drops with a little extra vodka. After a while, Mary Sue said, “When I had my first baby, my husband gave me a brand new Cadillac ragtop automobile.”

    Brenda Sue said, “What a marvelous, generous man he is”. Linda Sue said, “Well ain’t that nice”.

    And they drank some more lemon drops with, with a little extra vodka, and then Brenda Sue said, “When I had my first baby, my husband gave me a brand new split-level house, with central air.”

    Mary Sue said, “That’s a magnificent gesture, you must’ve been so proud”. Linda Sue said, “Well ain’t that nice”.

    And they had a few more lemon drops, with a little extra vodka, and Mary Sue asked Linda Sue, “What’d you get when you had your first baby, Linda Sue?” And Linda Sue said, “When I had my first baby, my husband sent me off the Switzerland, to go to charm school.”

    Mary Sue said, “Charm school? Well, did you find that helpful, Linda Sue?”

    Linda Sue said, “Oh, ever so much. I used to just say ‘Fuck you.’ Now I say, ‘Well ain’t that nice?’”

    White-collar conservatives flashing down the street, pointing their plastic finger at me..

    by BOHICA on Mon Sep 24, 2012 at 05:37:52 AM PDT

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