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    After a recent campaign event, a spokesperson for Willard and Paul said that "The Team" is awaiting the arrival of an obscenely- expensive Secret Super Calculator that is based on radically-altered algorithms originating from the famous Persian mathematician Muḥammad ibn Mūsā al-Khwārizmī.

    This new Algorithmic Secret System, known to insiders as A.S.S. will revolutionize tax codes, time-travel, off-shore banking accounting, and the fast-food industry, among other things.

    Details were extremely vague, but the spokesperson promised actual specifics on November 8th. Funding for this project is rumored to have come from Sheldon Adelson, the Koch Bros., and Hank Williams Jr.

    When questioned why Team Romney would have anything to do with anyone named Muhammad, the response was "for most of us, there is no clear connection with the historic 'Persia' and the current Iranian regime."

    This last remark elicited many murmurs of "WTF?" from the audience and press corps.

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