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  •  Reince Priebus Forced Back Into Ancient Puzzle Box (4+ / 0-)

    After Being Tricked Into Saying Name Backwards

    http://www.theonion.com/...

    “Oh, no, you tricked me!” the irate conservative dwarf is said to have shouted after invoking the curse, his voice growing higher in pitch as he shrank to one-twelfth his normal size. “No, not again! Mark my words: I’ll be back! I’ll come back to get all of you! I always come back! The world hasn’t seen the last of Reince Priebus!”

    Scholars say Reince Priebus has been perpetrating conservative-leaning tricks and schemes on humanity for centuries.

    “Government must be smaller!” the tiny-voiced Priebus reportedly added before a vortex of sparkling light began sucking him into the other-dimensional void within the ancient container. “Smaaaaalleeeeer!”

    I can’t decide who’s cuter – the dead guy with the arrows in his chest, or the guy in the ditch with the seeping wound. -- Game of Thrones (Heard on Set)

    by prodigal on Mon Oct 08, 2012 at 03:18:26 PM PDT

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